An Intro Thread -- Because Every Other Forum Has One

[Captain Webb]

Ahoy, me hearties!

If ye want to announce yerself to the Brethren (and Sisteren) Pirates, this be the place!

Don't feel ye've got to post here, of course -- we understand if our fellow Pirates want to play their cards close to the smock.  (After all, I don't want Fearless Leader to know I'm plotting to take over her ships and become Commodore of San Pedro . . . heh heh heh . . .)

I'll start -- Here types Captain Webb, the webmaster of this here knotty bunch.  That means if this site explodes your ship's computer (computer?), I'm the one you go after with a cutlass!  Of course, I'm a Pirate, so I'll cheat.  And then I'll get drunk on good ale and bad beer.  And then I'll fix the site.  (Drunken sword fighting will happen somewhere in there, too.)

Avast!

[Il Pirata]

Ahoy, Captain Webb!  I be one o' yer mates from good, Italian stock...Tho' right now I've dropped anchor in the NJ area and am crossin' swords with some o' th' worst pirates o' all - those on Wall Street.  Arrrrrrr!!!!  Had some stormin' seas o' late...

[Fearless Leader]

Ahoy, Il Pirata! I be the Fearless Leader of this merry Scuttlebutt, and no matter what Captain Web says (Commodore of San Pdero eh? Dream on, ye scurvy dog! Keep drinkin yer grog and typin yer code! We've got a site to launch!) thar will be no takin' over from me! I hail from the foothills o the San Gabriel Mountains when I'm not asea in the ocean of the angels....I've got a trusty steed named Catfish, who gets seasick, and a dozen rat chasin cats that go with me war ever I go. I abolutely adore crossing swords with anyone who is willin', and my favorite place to be is upon the Caribbean sea, aloft in the crows nest watching the mantas fly beneath the water...sigh...

Also, if ye see any nasty language on here shout out to me cuz I be judge, jury and keel-huller on this trek of ours into the cyborg oceans.

SET SAIL! LUBBERS! SET SAIL! The ocean beckons!

Fearless Leader

[Il Pirata]

Ahoy, Fearless Leader!  I be havin' some o' them rat chasin' cats meself, and a merry lot they be!  Help keep me ship in order out here off the shores of NJ!  And you better be watchin' yer p's and q's with Captain Webb.  She be quite a wench and rocks at typing code and plunderin' treasure from the Internet!

[Jacob Black]

i just felt that i needed to write on this thread considering no one has written on it since September!!

[Fearless Leader]

Twas very thoughtful of you, Jacob.

Fearless Leader